anderstan:
anderstan: i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd COKE
i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd
COKE
richwhitelesbian:
sadwich
h0odrich:
just accidentally stepped on two mating bugs at least they died together like romeo and juliet
I work 7am-11pm tomorrow! I hate everything!
mistercoventry:
I LOVE SHORTS. LET’S FUCKING BATTLE.
I LOVE SHORTS.
LET’S FUCKING BATTLE.